I'm a left wing commie pinko political activist who went to prison in the 80s. I'm a magician, a trilobite collector & a nationally ranked chess player. I can hold the same facial expression for hours at a time.

Combining tasteless clothes with tasteless makeup. My other hobbies are searching for lost space ships, unusual anomalies and rips in the space-time continuum.

Worm wrangler and unofficial modifier of Matchbox die-cast toy cars.